BRUSSELS, BELGIUM - Although her true age is still a mystery, she could be as old as 90 million years according to experts from both Lancaster, UK and Brussels, Belgium. Nevertheless, it does not deter a German student, Christian D., to admit and even publicly announce that their relationship has reached "a new, exciting level". He stated with seemingly great pride and delight that the age difference between him and the fossil, presumed to be born in the Middle to Late Jurassic Period, made "no difference at all".

    "Experience and a nice character, that's what I'm looking for!" exclaims an energetic Christian D., "they can talk behind my back all they want."

Christian D., with Dino in the back: "In the end we're all carnivores, aren't we?"

The proud intern Christian D. (left) and Tyrannosaurus "Dino" Rex (right) at Starlab: how long will their relationship stand?

     Co-workers and friends, however, fear that this new evolution is only a further step towards psychosis and mental illness of the young, insecure German intern. Allegedly, harsh working conditions and alcohol abuse are at the root of his behaviour.

     "It just got worse, week by week, the moment he started working here.", sighs his internship supervisor, Kristof V.L., pointing out that other abnormal behaviour started to develop roughly five weeks ago. "A detrimental craving for ice-cream, and an over-the-top fixation for his bike were only a few indicators that something was terribly wrong." 

        The two met each other in the hardware lab of Starlab Brussels, where Christian D. was exposed to a high level of stress and alcohol, which rapidly influenced his behaviour. Colleagues expected the situation to escalate, but they all agree that what had happened was beyond their wildest imagination. The story is surely to be continued..