So. This is it, our house. Very nice it is too. Feel free to look around. If you want to go upstairs and visit everyone, my room is on the top floor, so you may have to sneak past a couple of the others on the way up. They're really quite friendly though, they might even stop you for a chat.
If you're wondering about the obstruction on the stairs, that's the ghost of one of our old housemates, Stevie . He joined the caving society one year and got a bit overenthusiastic - tried to climb through the stairs. That's Joe trying to help him out!
The stairs are quite safe though, Stevie won't mind if you step over him.Alternatively, if you're feeling really brave, then the secret passage leads straight to my room. But remember not to stand up too straight if you're much over 5ft. The ceiling is very low! It starts off in the basement , so I'd watch out for stray visitors from an alternate dimension.......!
Alternatively you could wander round here, admire the view out of the
window , explore the kitchen ..... I
don't know what's going on in there at the moment though. Even go in the
back yard ..... Or maybe you'd like to borrow my bike
and pop into work, see what I get up to there. That's fine, but mind the
roadworks on the way, the bike can be quite prone to punctures.
Any messages can be left in the bathroom
or email 
